That Kind Of Holiday Show letra

It′s December, oh the splendor of the season known as christmastime
There's carols and cocoa
Blinking bulbs and bows of pine
We′ll sing some, bells ring some
As we sleigh ride through the snow
Trim the tree and follow me
It's that kind of holiday show

It's December, hey bartender
Can I get another vodka here?
The season (hiccup) just started (hiccup)
But I can′t take Christmas cheer
So we′ll sit some and we'll bitch some
′Till the new year comes and goes
Deck the hall with alcohol
It's that kind of holiday show

Lightning candles, singing carols
I′m just here
Don we now our gay apparel
To get paid and get laid
Jingle belling, our hearts swelling
So on with the show
Just ignore her, start the choreo

So surrender to December
'Cause you can′t escape the horror
Yeah watch us
Scotch us
Be flawless
I'm nauseous
How 'bout we stick to water
So we′ll sing something winsome
I′m fine
With our hearts
And pipes aglow
Jinkx you can't do drugs on screen
It′s that kind of holiday show

Thank you Jesus
For giving us
Shows each Christmas
That pretty much write themselves

It's December
It′s December
Oh the splendor
Bartender
Of the season known as christmastime
Can I get a vodka here
There's carols and cocoa
The season just started
Blinking bulbs and bows of pine
But I can′t take Christmas cheer
We'll sing some, bells ring some
So we'll sit some and we′ll bitch some
As we sleighride through the snow
Until it goes
Here we come a wassailing
What the fuck is wassailing?

Harsh or tender
On or off a bender
Either way December
It′s time for some kind of holiday show!

Jinkx Monsoon - Letras

• A Song To Come Home To
• Ballad Of Johnny And Jack
• Cartoons And Vodka
• Coffee & Wine
• Creep
• Everybody's Girl
• Falling In Love Again
• Friends
• Hold On
• Just Me (The Gender Binary Blues)
• Ladies In Drag (Foreword By Fred Schneider)
• Looking At The Lights
• My Heart Belongs To Daddy
• No One As Sorry As Me
• No One Played Santa For Me
• One Tiny Taste
• Pianoman (feat. Lady Rizo)
• Red & Green
• She Evil
• Strange Magic
• Sugar Mama
• Take It Back
• That Kind Of Holiday Show
• The Bacon Shake (feat. Fred Schneider)
• The Lavender Song
• This Town
• What About Debbie
• Witchcraft